| Ronald: judging from the excellent job you did for us last year (124 cartons digested in 5 days) we would like to extend another contract for this year. |
Ronald: Hi belle! i would like to invite you to McDonald's headquarters for another round of stock-clearing. We have tonnes of patties and fries that NEED to be consumed by the end of this year.
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| AirAsia: dear Ms belle charlene, we have adjusted your airfare for the excess baggage you're hiding on your waist. the current fare stands at $3,419.75 for a flight to KL |
| bruce: watch out for the knock in the middle of the night "nick". and black helicopters |
| nick: is belle = opac? oh my god, the conspiracy! |
| Belle: (75, if you've been maintaining the MacDiet you surely must be following) |
Belle: However, please note that your body is a rich source of crude oil and we would pay any amount for your left buttcheek as that would guarantee the world's oil supply for another 50 years
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Belle: Ms. Belle Charlene, we have noted your refusement of our offer.
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Belle: no thank you
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| OPAC: Dear Ms. Belle Charlene, on behalf of the OPAC, I would like to extend an invitation for you to visit your relatives: the arabian oil fields. |
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